christianborle:

marvin: he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving

whizzer: hi, i’m very gay and would like a few dollars

trina: jews don’t daydream. ‘cause folks are after them and they gotta stay sharp. they haven’t let their minds wander since egypt.

mendel: i put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and i felt safe

jason: 🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵

dr. charlotte: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

cordelia: hey you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you

(post insp. by @conlonspots)