actualbird:

now hear me out

• chloe: no brainer. dont even have to explain
  
• jenna: self driven as hell. yes, she likes approval, but from tiny gremlins? nope. one black coffee please.
• michael: at war between a love for fast food and a general state of not really caring what other people want him to do. gets the coffee for pure comedic effect but pours it out into the first garbage bin he sees.
• brooke: i think brooke is also the same person who puts slices of fruit in pitchers of water so yes. We Have Food At Home
• jake: a perfect 50/50 of responsibility and the golden retriever in his brain that wags its tail uncontrollably
• christine: a little bit like jake but the golden retriever is really convincing
• jeremy: honestly couldnt figure him out until i realized that if jeremy heere was driving a car filled with children trying to get him to do something, he’d either pull over to phone a friend (which, if you look at this diagram, is a terrible idea no matter who he calls) or find a way to accidentally crash the car out of stress
• rich: no brainer. dont even have to explain.