lunchisbanging:

bmc as weird shit i’ve heard and said pt. 5

jeremy: i’ll know kitchen appliances when i have money

michael: a broken rib is nothing compared to friendship

christine: get you a girl who dies looking like a banquet

rich: you’ve heard of destroy dick december but have you heard of fibonacci fap february

jake: jesus is supposed to enhance your life

brooke: i understand cashews

chloe: i don’t like penises but i like sloths

jenna: i love the scent of “might kill me”

mr. heere: don’t penetrate something that’s not yours

squip: i’ll get god to damn you