witchgays:

virpiablccdnerd:

witchgays:

eternally-eating:

witchgays:

slides in with roombas strapped to both my feet: sup heteros

Theory: great

Reality: they both take off in different directions, fuck

homophobia never sleeps

you have to have rope at a length of like 1 to 2 feet. or maybe a steel bar. something. that connects the roombas and keeps them at an appropriate distance.

finally a good suggestion. roomba bondage